8 More Crazy Ridiculous "Sexy" Christmas Costumes

It's a year to the day since I shared the most ridiculous "sexy" Christmas getups I could find, and in 365 days that have passed, I have yet to figure out where or why anyone would wear these things.

What I did find is EVEN MORE ridiculous "sexy" Christmas getups that I have no idea who exactly is wearing. Yay! Let's take a look…

If Santa and a badass superhero had a baby, she would grow up to be this woman. Frankly, though, this suit does look a lot more practical for going down chimneys without snagging your furry suit on a brick. Look into it, Santa.

Fever Santa Costume, $55.24

For the man who was into last year's fantasy of putting his junk near a freezing cold snowwoman, might I also suggest: putting your junk near a dangerous wild animal with claws??