Brandi Glanville's Best One-Liners From the RHOBH Reunion . . . Uh, For Starters She Admitted to Slashing Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian's Tires!

"I was taught by my parents that bullying is indefensible crime. I guess they don't teach that to child stars." - Andy Cohen read this quote to the group straight from Brandi's blog.

Yet, after going on a whole tangent about how her parents taught her that bullying was bad, Brandi went on to say, "It was a room against me. So I'm in a cast, sitting in a chair, you're in my face—I'm gonna knock you out. It's that simple."

"How ever you feel most powerful and confident is how you should roll. But slutty is like labia." -On the difference between slutty and sexy

Taylor:"Eddie Cibrian says you slit his tires - is that true?"

Brandi: "Yeah! I owned them too. I just took the tires and I put the knife into his motorcycle and then I told him don't ride them - you're probably going to get hurt."

Brandi to Taylor: "When does the book [Taylor wrote a tell all about her abusive marriage and suicide of her husband Russell] come out anyways? How long has it been? It's been like a hot minute."

Kyle: "Do not judge until you've walked in someone else's shoes.

Brandi: "Oh %$!* off!"

Kyle: "You're angry spice. She's a single mom now with a husband that killed himself. How dare you?

Brandi: "And she wrote a book about it in one second."

"There were too many Mrs. Cibrians floating around." - On why she changed her name back to Glanville

But perhaps the best was when Kyle revealed that since filming stopped she received a text from Brandi. In it, Brandi called Kyle the most horrible word you could ever call another woman. I won't even dare repeat it here. But without even missing a beat, Brandi owned up to it. "Yeah, it's true."

So, here's the thing—do you think that Brandi is actually someone to look up to for saying what's on her mind and standing up for herself? Or is she just a tried and true mean girl? What else shocked you about last night's reunion? Lets dish about it all in the comments below!

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