Golf joke | Golf Monthly

During a tournament Jack nicklaus sliced the drive into the gallery, knocking a woman spectator out cold. When he arrived at the scene the lady had come around and was been comforted by the first aid guys. "I am really sorry announced Jack, if you go into the hospitality tent and say I sent you please help yourself to Champagne or whatever by way of an apology"
The woman did just that. At the end of play Jack went to make sure she was o.k. the lady was fine. "where are you staying tonight Jack?" she asked "The Ritz" replied Jack. "There is no need, please stop at mine to make up for your kindness I've had a wonderfull day" said the woman, so off they went. Once back at hers one thing led to another and the inevitable happened. Jack was getting out of the bed when the woman asked him where he was going? "I'm off to get dressed" said Jack "But darling, when Tiger stayed the night he made love to me again" she said. Jack thought, anything that young upstart can do, and got back in for another go. he was getting out again when she said Jack where are you off, when tiger was here he did it again. Jack slumped back in and once again did the biz. He rolled out of bed covered in sweat and crawled towards the bedroom door. "where are you going now"? said the woman frustrated.
Jack turned to her and said "I'm off to ring Tiger and see what the par is for this hole"!!