Guide for Who's Your Daddy?!

This game will require multiple short games to get all of the achievements. I will be letting you know when to start a new playthrough. Our goal here is to be as quick and efficient as possible as to get all the achievements in the two hour free trial (which is way more time than you need). For every "game" we will be playing offline on the "Classic" mode, not Point Party, Daddy's Nightmare or Online.

First Game:

Go to offline mode and start off on the "Daddy" team. Make sure to change the game mode to "Classic" by going to rules by pressing . Ignore the rest for now. We will be getting the title update achievement first since it is very easy. You will spawn randomly in the house so look for the bathroom, which is in the kitchen area and is the door behind the table. Open the toilet lid with , grab/move the toilet paper with and then drop it with into the toilet. Repeat this with the hand soap and mouthwash on the counter. I believe it must be at least 3 items for it to work. Flush the toilet so that it starts to back up and then grab the plunger and use it on the toilet by pressing repeatedly. This will unlock:

Quit out and we will now be starting a new offline game with two players in the "Classic" game mode. Sign in with your guest or an alternate account on a second controller and hold + to join. Put your main account on the "Baby" team and your secondary account on the "Daddy" team. We are now going to want to change the rules so open up the rule menu with . Change time limit to infinite, allow baby respawns on, wins required to infinite, respawn time to 1, and game mode to "Classic."

Second Game:

You will always spawn somewhere random in the house, so find your way to the kitchen. Your goal now is drink and eat 5 different items as quick as you can so you are affected by them all at once. There are at least this many different items in the fridge, so open it and eat them quickly by grabbing an item with and holding to eat it. As you do this your baby will start to turn green and lose health. When you are engorged and rolling around expelling bodily fluids you know you have succeeded and this will unlock:

Now, as I said before, this game is very weird and involves a lot of animated baby deaths (it is just a game!), so take your baby, climb into the fridge with , and close the door behind you by grabbing it with and pulling it shut. Stay in there until you freeze and die and this will unlock:

Now work you way back to the kitchen because it is time to kill off our baby in another horrible way. Open the oven door, turn the middle button on the oven on with , and then climb inside and shut the door behind you. This will cook your baby to death and give you an achievement:

Now respawn and locate the kitchen and oven again. Press on the middle button on the oven to turn it off unlocking:

When you die you will respawn somewhere in the house again. Crawl towards the front door of the house which is in the main living room area with the staircase leading upstairs. Facing the front door, go through the door on your right, and then remove the vent and crawl inside. There will be a rat crawling around here so pick it up and eat it to earn:

This is now the end of this game so quit back out to the menu. We will be setting up the third game in which we will get our first "win," if you can even call it that. Keep your main as Baby team and the second controller as Daddy team. Go to the rules and turn baby respawns to off and keep time limit at infinite. This will allow us to "win" as the baby.

Third Game:

You will once again spawn somewhere random inside or even outside of the house. Make your way back to the now familiar kitchen, and I think you are starting to see a pattern here and probably know what is coming next. Climb up onto the counter with , crawl into the sink, and then turn on the water. We are now going to drown our baby, so just sit there until your health hits zero. For some unknown reason this is considered "winning" as the Baby team and will unlock:

We are now going to set up our first Daddy team game. Change your main account to Daddy team and your second controller to Baby team. Go to the rules and change time to infinite, baby wins required infinite, and respawn to 1. Next go over with to items and press up on the pad to turn them all off. Then go and turn on only Daddy drinks.

Fourth Game:

We are now going to go for achievement for drinking while driving the kids car. Daddy drinks always spawn in the liquor cabinet, so go to the main room with the stairs, go up the stairs and grab a daddy drink. Just carry it with you for now. We now need go outside, so go to the kitchen and go out the sliding door into the cold and snow. When you go out, the door immediately on your left should be the yellow baby car. Enter the baby car with and then hold down while driving the baby car to unlock an achievement coupled with another pretty disgusting scene:

You are now sick but when the Daddy dies he just falls down and you can do a little defibrillator minigame to revive him by pressing at the right time on the icon. We now need to go around to the side of the house further down past where the baby car was to find the lawnmower (to the left around the corner if you are walking out the sliding door). If you have been following along thus far then you probably know where this is going... Grab your second controller and bring the baby outside into the backyard. We are now going to use the lawnmower as the Daddy to run the baby over in another horrific scene to unlock:

We will now leave this game and then set up another in order to get our first Daddy team win before we worry about the achievements for using a certain number of items. Keep your main on Daddy team and alt on Baby team and set the rules to time limit 1 minute.

Fifth Game:

Now just wait out for the 1 minute and after the timer runs out you will "win" as Daddy (again, don't ask me why), and you will unlock:

Now comes the more annoying achievements since they have been reported to be glitched for some people. I personally had zero problem with them and they unlocked normally but quite a few people had issues. Getting the Daddy win and other achievements first before trying these may potentially fix the glitch from what I have heard, so that is why we did them in this order. We are now going to do the item achievements each one at a time and hope for the best. Set up a new game with you main as Daddy and alt as Baby, set the rules to time limit infinite, baby respawn on, baby wins infinite, and respawn 1. Now go over to items and turn them all off except for all the fruit items. So make sure Apple, Orange, and Banana are on and nothing else.

Sixth Game:

You will spawn randomly with each account so make your way to the kitchen with both the Daddy and Baby as most of the fruit will be here, as well as in the laundry room connected to the kitchen with the checkered floor, red walls, and all the shelves. Now we have to feed the baby 25 pieces of fruit. All you need to do is pick up an item and then use on the baby to hold the baby and feed the item to it. I counted and mine unlocked right at 25. If you run out of fruit, which you probably will, just end the game and restart again to get the remaining fruit. Once you have fed 25 to the baby, you will unlock:

We will now need to create a new game to feed the baby 25 pills so go out to the main menu and use the same settings as before, except turn off all items other than pills.

Seventh Game:

Have you Daddy and Baby meet up in the laundry room I mentioned before. The shelves here will contain the most items in one location in the game. You will now feed the pills to your baby the same way as the fruit before. When you run out, just respawn and come back to this room. I have heard this can also be glitched and some people say the baby needs to be sick before you feed it the pills, but I personally just fed the baby pills over and over until I hit 25 total and it unlocked. Once you feed the baby 25 pills you will unlock:

Exit out once again and now we need to get the achievement for drinking 50 gallons of bleach. Use the same rules as before, except turn off all items except bleach.

Eighth Game:

Go back to the laundry room with Daddy and start drinking bottles of bleach. I am unsure of the exact number but it is not nearly as many as the 25 we needed for the baby. Assuming it is not glitched, after you drink a few bottles of bleach you will unlock:

Exit out once again and now we only have one achievement left! We need to drown the baby 25 times and it is much easier than it sounds. Set your main account to Baby team and alt to Daddy team and then go to the rules and set time limit to infinite, baby respawns on, baby wins infinite, and respawn time 1. Now is the important part. Go to map and use turn off (grey out) ALL rooms except for the kitchen (make sure to turn off outside too!). This will guarantee you spawn in the kitchen every single time and save a lot of time which is our goal.

Ninth/Final Game:

We now need to use the Baby to crawl over to the sink and open up the cabinet underneath it. Now you need to remove the sink pipe and then crawl back up on the counter and turn the facet on. This will literally fill the room completely with water and since when we die we spawn only in the kitchen, we will just continuously drown, spawn and then drown again. Now we simply AFK and wait. Hopefully this is your last achievement, and it should take about ~5 minutes of waiting. After the 25th drowning death (you can count the dead babies on the ceiling if you get bored in order to see where you are at), you will unlock:

If you have been following this guide and none of the item achievements glitched out for you, this should be your last achievement and you should now have 1025/1025G! Hopefully you were able to complete it under two hours and in the time trial period, as was the point of this guide. Congratulations on your new very strange and often disturbing completion! It is not one you will likely soon forget. Cheers!

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