I Hated The Teletubbies

With their "Again, again!" shit they kept pulling to make you watch how cookies are fucking made, twice, and how enthralling it is witnessing a woman create a clay vase for the second time.

I couldn't stand it. "Again, again!" they cried. Not when Blues Clues is on Nick Jr. sonny.

I hated the Teletubbies, but not as much as I hate the Band World Tour on Rock Band. "Again, again!" it cries... 300 times. "Not again, please!" we beg, to no avail.

I want the Teletubbies back.

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